Wanna chuckle....READ THIS!

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

(Hardly seems worth it.)

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

(Now that's more like it!)

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.

(Oh My God!)

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.

(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death.

(Creepy.)

(I'm still not over the pig.)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.

(Do not try this at home. Maybe give it a shot at work.)

The male pray mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.

("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.

(30 minutes... lucky pig. can you imagine??)

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.

(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)

Some lions mate over 50 times a day.

(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)

Butterflies taste with their feet.

(Something I always wanted to know.)

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

(Hmmmmmm........)

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.

(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)

Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.

(OK, so that would be a good thing....................)

A cat's urine glows under a black light.

(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

(I know some people like that.)

Starfish have no brains.

(I know some people like that too.)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

(What about that pig??)

Smiles always people....in my constant pursuit to have the best blog in the world.

In true 'ONE LINERS' tradition. Crack Up time people!!

Marriage is one of the chief causes of divorce.

Work is fine if it doesn't take too much time.

When everyone comes in your way, you're in the wrong lane.

The light at the end of the tunnel may be an incoming train.

Born free, TAXED TO DEATH.

Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.

Life is unsure; always eat your dessert first.

If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you'll have trouble putting on your pants.

I love being a writer...what i can't stand is the paperwork.

A printer consists of 3 main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light.

The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy who invented the other three was the genius.

The trouble with being punctual is that no one is there to appreciate it.

In a country of free speech, why are there phone bills?

If you cannot change your mind, are you sure you have one?

If you can't convince them, CONFUSE THEM!

It's not the fall that kills you. It's the sudden stop at the end.

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

Hot glass looks the same as cold glass - Cunino's Law of Burnt Fingers.

The cigarette does the smoking you are just the sucker.

Love you all..........!

ipod nano...what more do u need.

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Doesn't it AMAZE you...

We call ourselves a democratic country...a country for the people but look around you and what do you find...nothing that defines that word. We work so hard everyday to be better people, we work hard to acquire degrees that would elevate our status, we constantly look for what lies beyond that HORIZON....however OUR nation, OUR governement....THATS ANOTHER COUNTRY. We have a government that is so caught up with fighting for A SEAT and POWER that they have forgotten what they are there for in the first place. We have people who sit in parliament who make decisions in our supposed best interests who have criminal records to their names. Well one tells oneself "no problem, lets hope the system does not collapse...". You look further and well in life what does one hope for? A little security? Well guess what, you won't find that either. Ask a woman if she will in dire distress walk into a police staion at 12 at night and i can assure you 9 times out of 10 the answer will be without a thought, an immediate NO. Well you may just think that i am over reacting....look at Mumbai....need i say more. You cannot rely on the police, for police in India Khaki symbolizes power and a short cut to making money. I see everyday where i work and am stunned. You have the innocent man who is not well off and starts a small stall and what does he get....the beat marshall, the constable, the inspector...all demanding a cut if the man does not want to have any problems...and you think the man is fine but hell no EVEN THE Muncipal Corporation takes a cut to not tow away his stall!!!
HOW WILD IS THAT???
This little note is not in many way meant to point a finger or make a generalisation, its meant to be an eye-opener. We all know it exists so LETS NOT MAKE A HUE AND CRY ABOUT-OH MY GOD HOW CAN YOU WRITE THIS DOWN? Lets do something, lets try to be better citizens, lets try to correct our country not just by reprimanding but by truly educating and enhancing the system. We all pay tax....where is all this money we pay going?
There are so many potholes in the sytem....so many whys and hows...
This is one more of those posts where my mind has been thinking about the atrocities i see and i just had to voice them...
I hope people in India do stand up for what they truly believe in and desire from this nation and the system does chnage...Till i blog again.

ecube management...

Hola World,
Its been a while since i last blogged. We all desire making it on our own however in true reality there are very few of us who really possess both the conviction and belief multiplied with the courage to go ahead with what we envision for ourselves...This friend of mine is an inspiration that i thought i needed to share with all those who dream and want to live life 'their' way. Ecube Management Pvt. Ltd. is her baby, a company she started along with some fellow partners. I shan't tell you more about it since i want you all to go check it out. However of the lady in question well....i could write a book on her. Shall keep this post short with the promise to bring you more on ecube and on how it is changing the face of mumbai....
till i blog again..

Its been a while

Hola world,
it has been a long time since i blogged and thought that today had to be that day. The last few months have been an eye opener into life and have in many ways made me more 'zen' in life. What is it really that we look for in our lives.....i would imagine a balance between happiness at work and financial security. I think one of the most important choices i made which helped me discover myself was when i started supporting myself. It gave me an independance aand fear which made me realise how i needed to look at life. The fear of not living well, the fear of not having and achieving became my drive to excel and to have what i had always yearned for.
It wasn't easy but i was determined to see myself through.
Is life really that tough? Is it that tough to live well? Is it that tough to live a dream? I don't think so. I look all around me and find friends, colleagues, people who well are working professionals and work so hard-day and night but have no life outside of work. I wonder whether they realise that what they have chosen to do is what they will do for the rest of their lives and LIFE IS GONNA PASS THEM BY. It is so important to have a life outside of work. As we move away from home we are thrust with a new sense of accountability and responsibility to our own selves.
We become our own parents, guides teaching ourselves how best to go about life, nurturing the person in us and to decide what is best for ourselves.
Life though is i believe like a jig-saw puzzle and eventually it all fits into place. I just hope that when that happens i can look back and smile and feel happy and content with what i did and have at that point.
Te Amor world...till i blog again...